THE TWO FRIENDS

Two friends went for a job interview; their names are Joshua Babalola and Tolu James.

Joshua was the first to be called for the interview and he was asked the following questions:-

 Interviewer:-When did Nigeria became a republic?

Joshua:-1963.

Interviewer:-Who is the current President of Nigeria?

Joshua:-President Goodluck Jonathan.

Interviewer:-What is your name?

Joshua:-Joshua.

Interviewer:-Thank you Mr. Joshua we have now come to the end of this interview. Your score is 100%, you have now been appointed as the manager of this company, you are to resume immediately next week Monday.

Joshua:- Thank you Sir I am very grateful.

(He jumped out happily to meet his friend waiting outside for his own turn)

Tolu:-Why are you so happy?

Joshua:-I have been given a job as the managing director of this company?

Tolu:-Wow! Congrats! So what are the answers to the questions they asked you?

Joshua:-No 1:-1963

                      2:- President Goodluck Jonathan.

                      3:- Joshua.

Tolu:-Thanks my good friend.

(Few minutes later, Tolu was called in for the interview)

Interviewer:-What is today’s date?

Tolu:-Simple, 1993.

Interviewer:-What is your name?

Tolu:- Very simple, President Goodluck Jonathan.

Interviewer:-What is your surname?

Tolu:-Simplest, Joshua.

Interviewer:-Thanks for your time; we have now come to the end of this interview. Your score is -25% we have no work for you.

Tolu:-I beg you, just give me a job am not asking for a work, atleast you will be paying my salary?

Interviewer:-Guards!!!!